Thursday, September 20, 2012

Siddhārtha Gautama: Total Bro

The guy who created Buddhism was way cool. For the first 29 years of his life he never saw anything depressing, because his dad was all like "There's no way this could backfire when he finds out that bad things exist." But then when he was 29, he was all like "I'm going to go outside for the first time ever! WHEEW!"
But then he saw an elderly guy and he was like "that aint cool, mang", then he saw a diseased guy, so he was all like "Whaaat? That is really not cool bro." Finally, he saw a dead guy just chilling there, and he was like "People die!? I didn't know death was a thing!"
So he doesn't like people who are old, dying , or dead.
He was once quoted saying:
"Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. "

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